ADVICE TO THE LOVE-LORNE
BY MISS MAY. DEAR
MISS MAY,
I HAVE A PROBLEM.
THE OTHER DAY, I WAS
CAUGHT SLEEPING ON DUTY.
ALL I WAS DOING, WAS
DREAMING OF MY SWEET-
HEART, WHEN MY NCOIC
AND SOME VISITING NAVY PEOPLE
INTERUPTED MY SLUMBER.
NOW THEY SAY
I HAVE TO WORK OVER TIME.
WHAT SHOULD I DO.
SP 4
W.W.
DEAR WISHY-WASHY,
I CAN WELL REALIZE
YOUR PROBLEM.
THE ONLY ADVICE I
CAN GIVE IS CONSIDER
YOURSELF LUCKY. AS
YOU PROBABLY KNOW, IF,
YOU HAD DONE SUCH A
THING DURING TIME OF
WAR, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
SHOT. REMEMBER, "LIFE
ISN'T JUST A BOWL OF CHERRIES."
MISS M.
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DEAR MISS MAY,
I AM A GIRL OF NINETEEN.
MY BOY FRIEND IS STATIONED WITH
YOUR OUTFIT. I HAVE GOOD REASON TO
BELIEVE THAT HE IS STEPPING
OUT ON ME. WHAT LEAVES ME TO
THINK THIS IS THAT MY FUTURE
HUSBAND, W.W. , HASN'T WRITTEN IN
SOME TIME. WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT THIS?
HOPELESS
DEAR HOPELESS,
YOUR HOPELESS;
MISS M.
CONFIDENTIAL TO A/2C CARP.
YOUR NOT AS SHORT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.
MISS M.
SEE YOUR TUNDRA BOND DEALER
NOW
AN ARDNUT
(T.B. AGENT)
"THINK BIG"
"FAMOUS QUOTE FROM AN UNKNOWN AF OFFICER" |
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GOSSIP. BY MISS JAN P.
KULCWIN IS
TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING AND WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF
PEOPLE WOULD NOT OFFER HIM CIGARETTES. - - - PANSEY AND SWEETIES PIE
HAVE MADE UP. ALL IS WELL. - - - - WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME
A CERTAIN PFC
ON OUR TRICK FOUR IS LATE, ANOTHER PFC ON TRICK FOUR IS LATE
TOO?????
MISS JAN
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RUMORS BY THIS PAPER. NOTHING BUT SCANDALOUS, NASTY, LIABLE,
AND
DOWN RIGHT ROTTEN ITEMS WILL BE PRINTED. PLEASE LEAVE FOR
TRICK
FOUR.
THE STAFF
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