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SPORTS . . . . . . . .
. BY FUNK (NOT FREDDY)
IT WAS LEARNED TODAY THAT TRICK ONE HAS JUST COMPLETED A BOWLING
TOURNAMENT AT THE LOCAL ALLEY. THEY
BOWLED A TOTAL OF SIX LINES
BEFORE THEY REALIZED THE ALLEYS HAD BEEN TORN UP THE PREVIOUS WEEK.
THIS CAN BE WELL UNDERSTOOD, AS IT WAS THEIR SECORN DAY OF BREAK.
"MY TRICK IS STILL IN
FIRST PLACE." SAYS FEGIE. (FINK) THEY STILL
HAVEN'T ARRIVED TO WORK ON TIME IN THREE WEEKS. KEEP UP THE
GOOD
WORK, FERG.
LOST AND FOUND
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
LOST.
FOUND.
ONE PAIR OF HEAD SETS.
ONE PAIR OF HEAD SETS.
THEY ARE WELL MARKED WITH THEY ARE COMPLETELY COVERED WITH
THE INITIALS, G. P. FINDER
PEANUT BUTTER, AND THE INITIALS G. P.
PLEASE RETURN TO T/C OF TRICK SEEN CLEARLY THROUGH THE MESS.
TWO. REWARD IS OFFERED. W. R.
G. P.
FUR SAIL:
1 (ONE)
PR. (PAIR) OF HEAD SETS. PLS SEE G. P. ONE PIECE OF
BREAD (NWA)
GIVEN FREE.
4 SAIL;
T
ONE ROYAL REMING
O TIPEWRYTER. PLECE SEA THA DEITOR OF THIS PAPER.
E N
WANTED TO BUY.
1 EZY 2 REDE BOOK OF WORDS. (DICKIONEY)
NOTEYFIE THE EDITER OF THUS
PAPER.
LAST MINUTE FLASHES
WHAT WELL KNOWN PFC IS
GOING STEADY WITH THAT FIRST SGT. (SERVICE UNKNOWN)
DUE TO THE FACT THAT
NO FIRING OF ANY WEAPON WILL BE ALLOWED ON SHEMYA
NWA RELUCTANTLY ANNOUNCES THAT THEY WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO FURNISH
CHICKENS DINNERS AT THE AIR FORCE MESSING FACILITIES.
NEWS OF WORLS PIECE.
A FAMOUNS MAINTENANCE NCO SOMETINME
LAUGHING REFERRED TO AS FLASHING
FRANK AND DAPPER DAN (JACK) MILLER HAVE NOW MADE UP.
THEY WERE SEEN LAST
NIGHT IN A FAMOUS NITE SPOT HAVING COCK-TAILS.
TRANSPORTATION PROBLEM
SOLVED.
AFTER HIRING AN EFFICIENCY EXPERT FOR
TWO WEEKS NWA WAS FINALLY
ABLE TO HIT UPON AN EXCELLENT WAY OF GETTING THEIR CREWS SAFELY
BACK TO THE BELOVED MAINLAND. THEY WENT THAT-A-WAY BY REEVES
ALEUTIAN
AIRLINES.
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