the Shemya informer
25 Apr 1959
(page 2)
ADVICE TO THE LOVE-LORNE
BY MISS MAY.
DEAR MISS MAY,
I HAVE A PROBLEM. THE OTHER DAY, I
WAS CAUGHT SLEEPING ON DUTY. ALL I WAS
DOING, WAS DREAMING OF MY SWEET-
HEART, WHEN MY NCOIC AND SOME
VISITING NAVY PEOPLE INTERUPTED MY
SLUMBER.
NOW THEY SAY I HAVE TO WORK OVER
TIME. WHAT SHOULD I DO.
SP 4 W.W.
_____________________________
DEAR WISHY-WASHY,
I CAN WELL REALIZE
YOUR PROBLEM.
THE ONLY ADVICE I
CAN GIVE IS CONSIDER
YOURSELF LUCKY. AS
YOU PROBABLY KNOW, IF,
YOU HAD DONE SUCH A
THING DURING TIME OF
WAR, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
SHOT. REMEMBER, "LIFE
ISN'T JUST A BOWL OF CHERRIES."
MISS M.
_____________________________
DEAR MISS MAY,
I AM A GIRL OF NINETEEN.
MY BOY FRIEND IS STATIONED WITH YOUR
OUTFIT. I HAVE GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE
THAT HE IS STEPPING OUT ON ME. WHAT
LEAVES ME TO THINK THIS IS THAT MY FUTURE
HUSBAND, W.W., HASN'T WRITTEN IN SOME
TIME. WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT THIS?
HOPELESS
DEAR HOPELESS,
YOUR HOPELESS;
MISS M
_____________________________
CONFIDENTIAL TO A/2C CARP.
YOUR NOT AS SHORT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.
MISS M.
_____________________________
THINK AHEA
SEE YOUR TUNDRA BOND DEALER
NOW
AN ARDNUT (T.B. AGENT)
_____________________________
“THINK BIG”
“FAMOUS QUOTE FROM AN UNKNOWN AF
OFFICER”
GOSSIP. BY MISS JAN P.
KULCWIN IS TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING AND WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF PEOPLE WOULD NOT
OFFER HIM CIGARETTES.
- - - PANSEY AND SWEETIES PIE HAVE MADE UP. ALL IS WELL. - - - WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME A
CERTAIN PFC ON OUR TRICK FOUR IS LATE, ANOTHER PFC ON TRICK FOUR IS LATE TOO?????
MISS JAN
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THE STAFF
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TO CALL FOOD.
THE STAFF
_________________________________________
the Shemya informer
25 Apr 1959
(page 2)
ADVICE TO THE LOVE-LORNE
BY MISS MAY.
DEAR MISS MAY,
I HAVE A PROBLEM. THE
OTHER DAY, I WAS CAUGHT
SLEEPING ON DUTY. ALL I WAS
DOING, WAS DREAMING OF MY
SWEET-HEART, WHEN MY
NCOIC AND SOME VISITING
NAVY PEOPLE INTERUPTED MY
SLUMBER.
NOW THEY SAY I HAVE TO
WORK OVER TIME. WHAT
SHOULD I DO.
SP 4 W.W.
_____________________________
DEAR WISHY-WASHY,
I CAN WELL REALIZE
YOUR PROBLEM.
THE ONLY ADVICE I
CAN GIVE IS CONSIDER
YOURSELF LUCKY. AS
YOU PROBABLY KNOW, IF,
YOU HAD DONE SUCH A
THING DURING TIME OF
WAR, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN
SHOT. REMEMBER, "LIFE
ISN'T JUST A BOWL OF
CHERRIES."
MISS M.
_____________________________
DEAR MISS MAY,
I AM A GIRL OF NINETEEN.
MY BOY FRIEND IS STATIONED
WITH YOUR OUTFIT. I HAVE
GOOD REASON TO BELIEVE
THAT HE IS STEPPING OUT ON
ME. WHAT LEAVES ME TO
THINK THIS IS THAT MY
FUTURE HUSBAND, W.W.,
HASN'T WRITTEN IN SOME
TIME. WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT
THIS?
HOPELESS
DEAR HOPELESS,
YOUR HOPELESS;
MISS M
_____________________________
CONFIDENTIAL TO A/2C CARP.
YOUR NOT AS SHORT AS YOU
THINK YOU ARE.
MISS M.
_____________________________
THINK AHEA
SEE YOUR TUNDRA BOND
DEALER
NOW
AN ARDNUT (T.B. AGENT)
_____________________________
“THINK BIG”
“FAMOUS QUOTE FROM AN
UNKNOWN AF OFFICER”
GOSSIP. BY MISS JAN P.
KULCWIN IS TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING AND WOULD
APPRECIATE IT IF PEOPLE WOULD NOT OFFER HIM CIGARETTES.
- - - PANSEY AND SWEETIES PIE HAVE MADE UP. ALL IS WELL. - - -
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME A CERTAIN PFC ON OUR TRICK FOUR
IS LATE, ANOTHER PFC ON TRICK FOUR IS LATE TOO?????
MISS JAN
______________________________________________________________
Page 2
D
WANTED/////
RUMORS BY THIS PAPER. NOTHING BUT SCANDALOUS, NASTY,
LIABLE, AND DOWN RIGHT ROTTEN ITEMS WILL BE PRINTED.
PLEASE LEAVE FOR TRICK FOUR.
THE STAFF
AFTER ALL, YOU, THE TAX PAYER, ARE PAYING FOR THE
ABORTION THAT NORTH WEST DARES TO CALL FOOD.
THE STAFF
